Mamos’ theory of going farther away from the Great Northwest, in both time and space, seems to have been correct. Instead of little dolls running around and giggling, we actually got back to some good old fashioned gore and special effects. Creature delivered everything that represents the 1980s in one neat little package and also had some interesting plot points.
We start out following some West German scientists on Saturn’s moon Titan. When was the last time you heard somebody use the term West Germany? Anyway, they find an alien in a capsule and decide to do what any good scientist would do and pose for a photo op. Which leads me to my favorite kill of the movie. The alien bursts through the capsule and through the bottom of the scientists space suit, devouring him from the ass up. The suit fills up to the helmet in blood, and the screen fades to black. Thats when I knew we were back on track.
American scientists crash land on the moon and the movie really gets going. We had lots of gore, some great 80’s nudity, and some awesomely quirky characters. My personal favorite was an old German pervert who kept chasing after the American women. Old men are almost always funny to me. The Creature itself also had some interesting attributes. Although usually portrayed as a mindless monster, this creature also had the ability to implant little baby creatures onto his victims bodies. The corpses would then reanimate and proceed to trick other victims into certain death. The panicking Americans thought they had killed the creature more than once, but it always popped back up to terrorize them.
Creature had almost everything I look for in a monster movie. The only downfall was not enough screen time for the eponymous creature and the too dark space setting. Sometimes it was hard to make out what was going on. Still, it wasnt enough to make me grade it down too much. Overall it was a wild romp through sci fi of yester year.
4 out of 5 Pervy Germans